Braden Balser

Somehow gets everything right if he doesn’t even know stuff

A sexy alpha male that has the balls to write about cheese dogs and screamo music in an

“That Braden Balser dude is so hot holy shit I’m wet” - every fucking basic white girl in existence.

by flying eagle932 May 6, 2019

woman bulges

Alternative word for breasts

my woman bulges are extra bulgy today 😘

by Hannah big women buldger April 26, 2021

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.

by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018

bulgeous

adj. of or pertaining to men wearing especially tight garments around the groin area.

"Hey Phro: I was just watching the 4x100m freestyle relay...Aschwin Wildeboer looks especially bulgeous today."

by Molestation Larry September 19, 2009

bullegando

A term to refer to certain individuals.

ranked on how many stripes the person has.

this word can not physically be described because thats how deep it goes

Pronounced: bull-i-gon-d-o

"the mayor noa, Chief bullegando Supreme.
he stars in the movie's 'batu in the bushes' part 1 and 2."

by absentwithoutleave July 10, 2010

silver bullet-point

silver bullet-point (n)- A short, easily digestible, utterly convincing statement. Generally directed toward business types who are looking for short, easily digestible solutions.

"Hey John, that PowerPoint was awesome! The silver bullet-point on the last page won us the contract for sure!"

by algorhythms March 14, 2007