Dimmu Borgir

Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.

"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"

"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"

"I hate you!" *punch*

by Kevin the almighty March 24, 2005

Borgster

The ultimate evolution of the retard.

person 1: gay gay gay

person 2: goddamnit is that Borgster in disguise?

by Sithl0rd March 1, 2004

Dimmu Borgir

A shitty black metal band fron Norway. After hearing them, I wanted to repeatedly shoot myself in the face, just after gouging my eyes out and eating a tin can. There was no way they deserved a spot at Ozzfest 2004, but somehow they got there. They have one of the worst screamers I have ever heard. They blew dick at Ozzfest, and now I have no respect for black metal.

Me: After just hearing Dimmu Borgir, I want to go vomit. I'm going to the bathroom.

by GI Jew November 19, 2004

Borgis

Small, annoying, ginger sailor boy

Rears to the wall lads, Borgis is coming

by The Insane One November 12, 2003

borgin

a member of the FBI who lives around rural areas

Sam is probably a borgin!

by HLee July 25, 2008

borgenstein

Broken, nonsensical or stupid.

My car borgensteined itself on the weekend.

Man, he's such a borgenstein.

by mlambie October 19, 2006

borge

to eat just because one is bored. See gorge and bored.

"....Man, let's borge."

by cooey December 28, 2005