Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

Blumpelrumpskin

To recive a blowjob from a woman sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea,

She did a blumpelrumpskin to him at the party

by Alan j Osmond May 31, 2019

bumperkninkle

code word for anyone named david

Should I shoot my shot with Bumperkninkle.

by turtles-soup September 18, 2020

bumperlips

a nigger

Self-explanatory, a big lip nigger aka bumperlips

by favoriteracistwhitekid March 1, 2022

meat bumpers

The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.

I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.

by firemedicmike August 18, 2008

Zach Blumberg

A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.

Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg

I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg

by StoneTheBone June 18, 2016

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017