Barnegat 

If you live in Barnegat and have lived here all your life, then you know its all about beer, woods, trucks and the docks for boat races. And of course there are two wawas about five minutes apart from each other! You judge people by the elementry and high school they went too, if you tell people you went to southern they consider you dumb but if you ask around and find people who went to pinelands then you now sound like the smartest person in the world! You've heard stories of Taylor Ln about how the jersey devil grew up there and you probably went down that road to see what you could find. You remember D.E Jones and all the other stores that tried to make it in the Gunning River Mall. You also know you can do 30 in the developments but anymore and our nasty cops will get you since they have nothing better to do with their lives. Rt.9, Gunning River rd, or "the new road" can get you to your house no matter what! You also know where the witch house was or some people called it the KKK house, and more than likely you partied there before they knocked it down! You know most houses in downtown barnegat are haunted, especially the Cox house.

"wanna go hang out at the docks?"
"Nah the Barnegat cops always bother you there!"

Barnegat by likwidsndsj August 3, 2007

Barney 

the drunkard on the simpsons

barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)

Barney by nosleep42 May 5, 2005

Bareness 

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.

Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over

Bareness by JAKSAMTOMJOSALEXAIGDAN April 21, 2011

Barney 

A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.

When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.

Barney by partridge May 15, 2003

Barnesing 

You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.

I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.

Barnesing by Muhfucker August 11, 2014

barnism 

1. A distinctive doctrine or theory that there are inherent differences between peoples from barn habitats, those peoples from areas of high barn to people ratios, and those who originate from barnless areas.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.

“Where you raised in a barn?”
“Wow you are very intolerant, that’s barnism!”

barnism by Managainstbarnintolerence January 15, 2009

Barnstaple 

A small (shitty) town in North Devon. Reputed to be the end of the universe, this was disproved when it aquired a 'Subway' and was deemed to be slightly better than Bideford, its nearest rival for that particular accolade.

Barnstaple boasts a number of shops, 'attractions' and pubs. Most of the population spend at least 65% of their time in the latter, choosing to stab, glass, or at least stamp on- any outsider.

Any outsider to Barnstaple can be identified by a grasp of the English language, a recognised qualification (any) or an inability to be fascinated by a 'Subway'.

Let us not visit Barnstaple, there are Subways in other places, yet these places do not revere this fact as they often have more interesting things than a heated sandwich.

Barnstaple by Mr Dan January 29, 2007