bachelor pad

A Japanese futon for one.

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009

Bashed out

When you have had sex.

Comes from on my paris trip, 'Gilli Bashed out a minger'

by Luke Aaron Masters July 16, 2008

double backed

a broad that has absolutely no breasts, and could be mistaken for a boy if fondled in the dark.

"dude, that bitch is so double backed i can't tell which side is the front!"

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

backed-up

Strong and muscular.

That teacher, he be backed-up.

by Strongboy August 6, 2008

Bachelorsexual

When you are neither straight, homosexual, bisexual or any other type of sexual. You are just a nothing. A loner. You do not feel the need to be romantically involved with anyone.

Also see, failosexual.

a) I don't like anything. I'm bachelorsexual.

b)Matt says: Hey, wanna come home with me?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my sister came too?
Suzy says: No.
Matt says: What if my dog came too?
Suzy: No, god damnit! I'm bachelorsexual!

by thepersonthatrox January 30, 2009

Bachelor Shower

The culmination to one long, ridiculously dirty filled fantasy before the ultimate reality of marriage. The bachelor shower is a time for consolidation and reflection of the fact that the two nasty hookers you thought were hot, weren't. A time to wash away all the coke and weed out of your system. A time to cleanse yourself of the stripper sparkles, and vaginal residue. Lastly, a moment to figure out a way to say you can't buy the house you wanted, although this does not specifically need to happen for the shower to be considered a success.

MARY - Honey, how was the bachelor party in Vegas?
TED - (Pauses)More like a bachelor shower.
MARY - What was that honey?
TED - (Shakes his head) Eh, never mind, never mind.
MARY - OK,(puzzled)So, do you want to go turn in the paperwork on the mortgage for our new(Breaks a tear of happiness) Dream home!
TED - About that...

by psuedoben April 4, 2009

Bachelor Brush

the act of brushing your teeth with a bare toothbrush because you don't have time or just ran out of toothpaste

Dude1: I woke up this morning with only 10 minutes to get to work... i had to bachelor brush

by CBJDoe September 13, 2009