Picking the axe 

playing (shredding) the guitar, usually an electric guitar

guy #1:What'd you do last night?
guy #2: Oh dude, i was picking the axe last night, and the neighbors thought i was being too loud, so they called the cops on me.

Picking the axe by johnny longsword November 10, 2010

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage 

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage by dick milfier January 13, 2008

Tend To The Axe Wound 

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

Tend To The Axe Wound by T-Roy October 10, 2005

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

infected axe wound by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

diamond miner's pick axe 

Yet another slang term for erection. When the man-meat is as hard as the tool used by a diamond miner to cut through rocks.

Dude 1: "Did you see the ass on that chick? Huh, huh? I was hard as a diamond miner's pick axe!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, Dawg!"

diamond miner's pick axe by Wizards Sleeve October 1, 2006

Paddle Axe 

Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.

Give me the paddle axe.
Anyone seen my wireless paddle axe?

Paddle Axe by Adam Duguay February 18, 2008

battle axe rampage 

any music or movies influenced by the vikings

battle axe rampage by Anonymous November 3, 2003