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The Andrews Peephole

The patented hotel peephole offered by many fine establishments, such as the Intown Motel, used to film pedophile type pornography pictures.
Adam: Dude i have to show you the nastiest vid....straight up bush and she doesn't know.

Wale: Dude no way! How did they pull that off?!

Adam: Got em with The Andrews Peephole.
by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009
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St. Andrew's

The best of the the three prestigious high school in Austin with a beautiful college-like campus and really good teachers (mostly). Known for higher SAT scores than high scores in sporting events, nevertheless the student body knows how to have a good time. The lacrosse teams like to pretend they're good when really the cross country team is the only team to have won a championship. Lacking an official dress code, the student body has their own standards demanding either unique vintage pieces or the standard prepster attire. The football team averages zero wins per season, however, a new Heisman winning coach has just been hired. Clickyness and general drama varies, but you can count on the Bros or the Pastels to mix things up, however, their cockiness far outweighs any attractiveness. The track team has the best bods, but the school is greatly lacking in the attractive male arena. The hottest SAS girls peruse the other Austin high schools when searching for adequate dates. SAS takes pride in it's Latin department, which frequently attends state and national Latin conventions bringing home The school loves to preach about diversity and flaunts its liberal politics. Popular St. Andrew's hang outs include Snow Beach, Magnolia, Maudies, Lake Austin, and ACL.
Student1: "Dude I locked my keys in my car again, but I can't call pop-a-lock cuz theirs a six pack inside."
Student2: "Man, that sucks. St. Andrew's education at work."
by laxer81 March 27, 2010
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andrew

the ultimate in perfection. can do whatever he pleases. cannot be defeated. is immortal. most awesome person you will ever have the honor to meet. can be a jerk, but you cant help but laugh, even if he's a jerk to you.
man, i tried to beat andrew at being me, but i failed epically. how does that work?

andrew was so rude back then, but it was so funny.
by applesoft April 4, 2011
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Andrew

From the Greek name Ανδρεας, meaning "manly".

Also, a very sweet, kind, funny, and handsome guy who likes weirdly awesome technometal stuff and 80s' bands. This guy will make you fall for him instantly and never want to let him go, so watch out. He's also very tall and gives awesome spin-hugs. Andrew is a very cool person to spend time with. Everybody wants to marry an Andrew.
Girl 1: "OMG, IS THAT TALL GUY ANDREW?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, don't you just want to be with him forever?"
by Bluehairchick May 27, 2011
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Andrew

A Greek name meaning "warrior".

There are several varieties of Andrew.

The most common type of Andrew is a guy, usually somewhat attractive, who gets all the girls, and is loyal, somewhat mean-spirited, athletic, flirty, talented, funny, popular, sexual, kinky, and fun to be around. He's very intelligent, but not in a nerdy way. He's a dedicated boyfriend and will never cheat on you or use you. If you meet an Andrew like this, consider yourself to be very fortunate.

On the other hand, there is another type of Andrew who is quite the opposite. He's unintelligent, unfaithful, annoying, guillible, and a bit of a poser. Never date this kind; he will use you for sex, then cheat on you with one of your "friends".
Stacy: Who is that?
Yvonne: That's Andrew. He's really funny, and really hot and awesome.
Stacy: Oh... Definitely not like my ex boyfriend Andrew. He was a fugly dumbass.
by p-p-p-poker face? July 3, 2009
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Andrew Collins

(n), the less talented partner in a comedy doubleact.

Named for Andrew Collins, less funny partner of comedian Richard Herring and frequently the target of anger from audiences due to his offensive routines.
Richard Herring is Stewart Lee's Andrew Collins.

Stuart Maconie is Andrew Collins' Andrew Collins.
by Lionel Cosgrave December 13, 2010
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andrew

usually andrews have obsession with Masturbation and self pleasure.
andrew was vary lonely and spent a lot of time alone
by brian laurance October 22, 2017
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