Whatthefuckery

People doing over-the-top stupid shit.

Normal fuckery: stupid shit.

A man calls into 911 to report his iphone being broken.

Whatthefuckery: compounded stupid shit.

Said man proceeds to harass the 911 operator until they

send an office to his house. Only they go to arrest his

stupid ass for numerous 'being-an-idiot' charges.

by JackieMarie November 16, 2011

wheatgross

Another name for wheatgrass, due to its gross taste.

A shot of wheatgross will make you shudder.

by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015

wheat wrap

An Indian or Arabic penis.

I eat and sat on his wheat wrap.

by wheat wrap June 26, 2016

Wheatabix

Wheatabix is a type of concrete or as some people say:"Wheatabix is cereal"
Wheatabix is a hard piece of shit that is mostly used in construction and breaking teeth.

Oh boy,i need to break my teeth and make a building.
Friend:Use wheatabix!

by TableTennisCoffeTable January 28, 2017

wheatfield

The action of running through fields of wheat in Maidenhead.

This is the naughtiest thing Theresa May ever did.

Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose… gosh. Do you know, I’m not quite sure. I can’t think what the naughtiest thing…

"Well, nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, there are times when… I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat wheatfield, the farmers weren’t too pleased about that."

by CSD123 July 19, 2017

wheatiboots

Absolute mad lad. The most epic gamer you will ever see. A smexy beast.

Look at that beast. He’s a wheatiboots.

by Epic Gamer September 26, 2018

Wheat Knuckle

When you finger blast a vegan chick, you end up with wheat knuckles

I totally wheat knuckled that hippy bitch last night!

by Blubrew March 27, 2019