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Wheatgrass 

It is hailed as a superfood and is made from wheat grains sprouted to a height of around 17 cm/7 in., cut, and pulped to produce a highly nutritious juice that is drunk in very small quantities, usually given in the form of a thick, green, liquid shot.
Honestly its disgusting because it tastes like someone’s lawn. Just think: There is a reason your dog or cat throws up after eating too much grass in the backyard. But if you can stand the bitter taste of shrubbery, it will be worth your while.
Olga: I am drinking some wheatgrass juice

Bob: Apple juice. Nuff said.

President Bush: Apple JUICE!!!!!!

Olga: I do not like this green sludge
Wheatgrass by JonnySch February 28, 2011
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Wheatgrass wendy 

Hot chick deadset on turning the world vegan and talking smack about whooping up on the WORS Clydesdale class, even though there is no scientific evidence to support there is a snowballs chance in hell that would ever happen.
There's Wheatgrass Wendy choking down her shake and talking smack before the ride.
Wheatgrass wendy by HLNDRGBY November 24, 2013

cheatgrass 

Dude, he's smokin' some dank ass cheatgrass

wheatgross

Another name for wheatgrass, due to its gross taste.
A shot of wheatgross will make you shudder.
wheatgross by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015

wheatrash 

White trash, but when you do not want social media guidelines to pick up your slang.
It’s no wonder that a neckred inbred wheatrash like Paul would be a trumpet wattamoron.