Weekend War

A drinking battle or war that brain dead northern Canadians play at their trailers.

IE:

Ted: Daron sure got owned last weekend. I heard he got so smashed he woke up in bed with his cousin, Julia.

Polar Bear: Fo shiz. That Weekend War was fuckin' fixed, though! Daron is a pussy! Good thing Julia has a penis.

by DavieHamburgers December 21, 2008

dog whistle weekend

This refers to a weekend (or evening perhaps) that is so low key and lacking in events that on a volume scale it is undectable to humans...just like a dog's whistle.

Matt: How was your weekend man?
Jay: Effing horrible. Friday night my ride bailed and Saturday/Sunday I stayed in studying...my weekend was so low key only the dogs were aware.
Matt: Ahh you had a dog whistle weekend...lame.

by King Jay March 9, 2008

Weekend Retreat

An extended stay of hospitalization after getting brutally anally raped in prison.

Pedro had to take aweekend retreat after arriving at state, and it's a shame because he was almost done getting his G.E.D.

by greasychicken July 19, 2007

Usa Weekend Magazine

A piece of shit, sweatshop place to work. Disgruntled employees, a place where winos, dikes and obnoxious managers rule!

Usa Weekend is the worst magazine I have ever read, can you even call that piece of shit paper a magazine? HAHA

by Me September 29, 2003

Weekendolt

Somebody who lives for the weekend. They show an inexplicable desire to go out and waste an entire week's wage over the course of the weekend.

Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.

1: "I got totally wasted!"
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."

by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008

weekend baker

2.) Someone who only gets high at parties, and never brings the weed.

2.) I was so high and it costed me nothing, i'm so glad im a weekend baker.

by k dizzle 131 March 24, 2008

weekendicked

When given a task and/or an assignment that is to be completed over the weekend, thus dicking up your Saturday and Sunday.

Ex1. The professor totally weekendicked the class when he asked them to add definitions into the urban dictionary as a weekend assignment. Dammit!

Ex2. Thanks for giving me a weekendick honey, I'll get right on to building that jungle gym

by SubD88 July 13, 2009