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VPJ

Visual Penis Joke ; The reason most comedies are R rated , also common in kids shows , censored though .

1.In R rated comedies , this joke is usually started when an adult is caught masturbating , and often tries to cover himself with a clear object ; as seen in American Reunion .
2. In kids shows , such as Gumball and Billy & Mandy , The child , male lead has "accidentally" been undressed and put into a public environment where his penis is censored by whats commonly known as "Convenient object placement" or just plain cencored. This is sometimes even found in sitcoms .

*One cartoon variation is the VBJ or Visual Butt Joke , because male asses are allowed on TV , but not female .

You could obviously tell I hate this country by now , even though I was born here.
"My mom wouldn't let me see the new Hangover movie , I told her I'd Just look away from any VPJ , she then asked me what it was , I told her to check Urban Dictionary "

"Why is America so gay !" "What do you mean ?" "They always make VPJ jokes , yet vaginas and breasts are forbidden!" "I see what you mean , let's just move to Japan !"
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VPI

Visible penis line.
Those skinny jeans are so tight, you can totally see his VPI!
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vpe

a shortened word for 'vape' which is a name for an electronic cigarette.

often people use this to search it up on tiktok and dont want to get in trouble or something
bob: hey what does vpe mean?

sally: it means vape, but shortened for some reason

bob: haha they must be nic addicts lol
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The Norwegian version of the little Einstein’s theme
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VPILF

Vice President I'd Love (to) Fuck
derivative of MILF

Governor Sarah Palin, 11th Governor of Alaska, the very attractive woman chosen by Senator John McCain to be his vice president in the 2008 elections.
"Obama is cool and all but I'm totally voting for McCain!! Sarah Palin is such a VPILF!!!"
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VPLIF

Sarah Palin is the first VPLIf I want to fuck.

If Obama had picked Hillary she would still not be a VPLIF .
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