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Vegan Penis Juice

The most fresh and manly tasting, most energizing and fortifying substance known to womankind.
"I have a question... how does your sexy vegan boyfriend's cum taste?"
"Veganlicious. I hope he gives it up tonight. Why?"
"Well my corpse-crunching, cow tit-loving husband's is rancid and makes me want to vomit. He won't go vegan let alone vegetarian. Could I 'hang out' with you guys tonight? I want me some VPJ."
by IndiGOvegan December 07, 2012
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Visual Penis Joke ; The reason most comedies are R rated , also common in kids shows , censored though .

1.In R rated comedies , this joke is usually started when an adult is caught masturbating , and often tries to cover himself with a clear object ; as seen in American Reunion .
2. In kids shows , such as Gumball and Billy & Mandy , The child , male lead has "accidentally" been undressed and put into a public environment where his penis is censored by whats commonly known as "Convenient object placement" or just plain cencored. This is sometimes even found in sitcoms .

*One cartoon variation is the VBJ or Visual Butt Joke , because male asses are allowed on TV , but not female .

You could obviously tell I hate this country by now , even though I was born here.
"My mom wouldn't let me see the new Hangover movie , I told her I'd Just look away from any VPJ , she then asked me what it was , I told her to check Urban Dictionary "

"Why is America so gay !" "What do you mean ?" "They always make VPJ jokes , yet vaginas and breasts are forbidden!" "I see what you mean , let's just move to Japan !"
by AnonInfinity August 09, 2013
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