Vallejo Police Department... the fuckin biggest bullshit in the yay area... full of dirty ass cops that don't do shit... arrest people like Mac Dre (RIP) and never catch the damn Zodiac killa...
"My house got robbed and I called the VPD four hours ago. They still ain't showed up."
"Brotha I just sold them all my shit man on Springs Road next to Sac's man... they got some serious problems..."
VPDP is a process by which two vice presidents deeply penetrating a subordinate simultaneously. The subordinate is usually someone who takes pleasure in sucking up to management and in general does not mind a good thrashing because they believe it will get them ahead, but all they really do is give head. It is not uncommon for the subordinate to be a real douche bag not sure why it is it just works out that way.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.