Love-trumpet

A penis, usually used in the context of sex, but this isn't a requirement.

Shaniqua: Oh Brutus how can I show you how much I care for you?
Brutus: You could be a champ and blow on my love-trumpet !
Shaniqua: That's true my love, I know you love your blow jobs !

by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020

nutty trumpet

While engaged in sex the one person puts one or both testicles in their mouth while simultaneously giving a hand job...

Last night was awesome, she gave me a nutty trumpet!

by Gostevego January 1, 2021

lead trumpet player energy

like big dick energy, but related to brass and jazz band. absolute confidence. no fear.

man that blues solo was kind of choppy but his lead trumpet player energy sold it

by Tim drake April 7, 2021

Playing the angel's trumpet

Getting high by smoking weed

-Why is John's eyes so red? He's acting weird.
-Oh, him? He's playing the angel's trumpet.

by QueenSativa October 26, 2010

Trumpterpretation

An interpretation of opinion or intent (especially a black-or-white one) based on a vague, intermediate statement, or multiple contradictory statements. Named in honor of Donald Trump, who makes such statements frequently, and usually gains approval, and thus votes, from people who see their desired side of them.

Two different, commonly observed trumpterpretations:

"Donald Trump tweeted multiple times global warming is a hoax. Good on him for recognizing that! His support of coal and fracking will make America great again! He's earned my vote!"

"Donald Trump is pro-nuclear and wants to bring manufacturing back to America from China, so we can do it cleanly. He's the best candidate to pick if global warming concerns you! He was lying about not believing it anyway to attract votes from denialist republican voters anyway. He's a clever persuader! He's earned my vote!"

by T-SpinTriple! June 9, 2016

Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.

Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.

by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008

Trumper

Someone in favor of President Trump

All the Trumpers voted for 'The Donald' as Hillary would say.

by Juice Florida September 25, 2017