Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005

Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

torchan

Torchan is like dark web 4chan, except for like........ illegal stuff.

>have you ever been on torchan?
<never heard of it
> I spent a good 5 minutes on it and read hitmen requests as well as requests for human flesh

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.

Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.

by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010

hold a torch

to really really like that office girl

he always wants to hold a torch for her

by officeh February 5, 2018

Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!

-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat

by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010