Skanky Taint

When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day

Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?

Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.

Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?

Dustin: YEP...

by Burnt Pudding April 7, 2009

Ding Taint

Compound word that combines ding ding and taint. Used when injured in the mid-section prior to knowing the precise location of the injury. The word is usually used spontaneously in the moment of a mid-section injury.

I tried to straddle jump the pole in the parking lot...ouch I just hit my ding taint.

by Giants fan July 5, 2020

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Taint nibbler

Someone who loves to nibble on the hairs between the balls and ass.

Damn your such a good taint nibbler.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

taint berries

little balls of lint from your underwear that collect on your taint (skin between your balls and ass hole)

WOW look at all the taint berries I have!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

taint rake

v. to act of pleasuring by rubbing the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake McCutcheon for parts.

by BIKES April 25, 2006

Taint Scraper

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.

That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!

by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005