Tofts

Acronym. Too Old For That Shit. Appropriate to use without the preceding pronoun. Generally accompanied by a sigh or a newly creaking joint.

I had a work event tonight where I had to shout to be heard. Tofts.

by kultaporo March 12, 2024

Tottenham Hotspur

A club better than Arsenal

Tottenham Hotspur Forever

by Coolakash54321 March 27, 2024

tottfiy

Abbreviation for "The Only Thing They Fear Is You", from Doom Eternal soundtrack.

"Man, why TOTTFIY isn't on Spotify?"

by wackyburkay December 13, 2024

töttöröö

A nonsensical fill word mostly used in the finnish language
Can also be used as an onomatopoeia for trumpets and other horn instruments

"The philosophy teacher said 'töttöröö' at least 5 times in his class today"

by heklusurvivor May 24, 2025

totting around

the early stage of starting something when you're relatably inefficient;

to dance around a topic in real life;

to clumsily wander.

From toddler.

"when are we going to stop totting around and make out?"

"I should actually learn how to cook, I've been totting around the kitchen for way too long"

by footcompressio1 July 16, 2025

Totter

Totter is an affectionate, playful nickname commonly used by parents, grandparents, and caregivers (especially in British, Australian, and some American families) to refer to a baby or very, toddler who has only recently learned to walk and still moves with the characteristic unsteady, waddling, or teetering gait of early walkers.

Come here, my little totter, let Grandma catch you before you face-plant into the cat!

by jspellingpenc72 November 19, 2025

Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people

Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.

by Pie hole May 30, 2016