TOFTS

Too Old For This Shit

Me: let’s start a band!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.

Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!

by TOFTSUSA May 21, 2022

TOFTS

abbreviation of "Too old for this shit"

a friend asks you how you are

"oh same old mate, but i think i caught a bad case of TOFTS lately"

by OldManChild July 6, 2023

Tofts

Acronym. Too Old For That Shit. Appropriate to use without the preceding pronoun. Generally accompanied by a sigh or a newly creaking joint.

I had a work event tonight where I had to shout to be heard. Tofts.

by kultaporo March 12, 2024

totski hello

something you shouldn't look up on the urban dictionary

so the first victim has arrived...! i warn you boy, take another step into my dojo i'm going to have to show you what it means to experience the totski hello...don't look it up on urban dictionary

by lordsama_kun May 19, 2018

Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

tootsit

A term of endearment similar to “cute” or “precious” like a small cat

Look at my scrunkly little tootsit he is so very lovely.

by tootsitmeowmeow June 8, 2021

tootsie nips

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls

Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!

by Terrell Carmel March 31, 2013