raid tease

When a raid has been set up, you have prepared for the raid and when you show up the raid has been canceled.

Man I was sure ready to raid what a raid tease.

by totalherber June 19, 2011

ice tease

Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.

I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.

by Spread like Mike Honcho October 25, 2011

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012

Wall Tease

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.

Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"

by Leonhart September 11, 2012

hustle tease

Someone who builds up your self-worth and esteem initially, and then deflates all your hopes and dreams in a "hustler" style persona move.

You are such a hustle tease to me.

by DBoy June 27, 2014

dick tease

Woman or man creating sexual arousal to make a penis hard , usually by flaunting nudity

bills wife jogging naked is a real dick tease.

by r2d2+2 March 28, 2016

Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.

-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."

by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 7, 2017