Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.

Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!

by Tajdæ July 9, 2016

Pong Tease

The act of failing to make the last cup in beer pong for 3 or more consecutive attempts.

Jesus Vanessa! Make the cup, don't be such a pong tease!

by Tentacle_Therapist July 8, 2010

tease enter

When someone puts their dick in you for less than 5 seconds then takes it out.

Guy no1: Did you fuck Emma?

Guy no2: Not really I just tease entered her.

by Dont Even Ask. June 11, 2021

ice tease

Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.

I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.

by Spread like Mike Honcho October 25, 2011

Wall Tease

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.

Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"

by Leonhart September 11, 2012

horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011

cock tease

When you tell someone that you have to tell them something very important, but when the time comes, you instead send a picture of a chicken in DMs.

Akshat: Bro i got to tell you something hella important
Dhruv: Alright dude take it to dms.
Akshat in Dms: *sends a picture of a cock*
Dhruv: Damn it, this was a cock tease

by thegoonda01 February 5, 2021