Tactical Spew

Letting yourself vomit in a bush/toilet at a party so you can continue to party and/or get drunk faster again
drinking at a party and feeling like you need to throw up, so instead of denying it until you cant control it, you find a bush and Tactical Spew, then drink on an empty stomach and get drunk off one drink.
by Huge-G November 13, 2010
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Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"
by regdoss September 13, 2018
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Skinny Tactic

Noun:

Any of several strategies used to make ones self fell like one is being health conscious when in fact they are not.
Drinking water or iced tea instead of consuming fatty snacks.

Throwing away half your dessert to show you don't need it is also a skinny tactic.

Also, simply assuming you are a certain weight and never actually confirming this is a great skinny tactic.
by skinny.tactic. June 28, 2010
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tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.
Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.
by trevp April 15, 2015
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tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.
Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.
by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014
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The Leyba Tactic

Persistently avoiding replying to a text message(s) about future plans in the hopes that by not replying one does not take ownership of such responsibilities
"Oh man, Michael hasn't replied yet about our upcoming plans."
"He's probably using The Leyba Tactic in order to get himself out of going."
by Major_lag June 28, 2017
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Mug Tactics

1. When a mug has plotted a scheme purposely against you

2. When you feel like you have been hard done by or cheated, e.g. 'Those were some right mug tactics'
'I can't believe the other team cheated, those were some blatent mug tactics'
by MugKing February 10, 2010
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