miami steamer

The act of taking a crap on a person's back while they are laying out in the sun, leaving a nice pile of shit tan line.

Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.

by CubanAso September 14, 2006

Hot Steamer

A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest.

Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer.

by Jesse DeMello January 23, 2009

The Strake Myth

The Myth that all the guys at Strake Jesuit (an all boys Catholic High School in Houston, TX, known for their sports) are really good looking

Jill: omg Jane guys at Strake are so cute
Jane: wtf Jill, they are so not, my brother went there & they are nothing special
Jill: but they go to Strake, doesn't that make them hot automatically?
Jane: not even..that's The Strake Myth

by hewasadouchebag January 25, 2011

Stramboni

A bull without balls

This guy is henpecked. He is a stramboni.

by Adonis November 17, 2003

Windy City Steamer

Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a heap of hot brown lumps right there on the neck. If the lumps come in a ferocious spray to the face, the steamer becomes the Windy City Carl (no seran wrap).

"Last night after we had mexican food, I gave my girl a windy city steamer."

by Master Leo November 3, 2006

Steamed Clam

Pussy after a shower. The best taste on Earth.

I ate this chicks steamed clam the other day. i love pussy right after a shower.

by Chuck Bucket January 28, 2005

Alabama Steamer

Taking a "number two" on a female's vagina and then performing oral sex on her.

"John did an Alabama steamer on her? Sick!"

by Lost4You March 4, 2009