lactic squeeze

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.

Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006

squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

by Smurfman256 October 4, 2017

Sneeze & Squeeze

When a fart sneaks out as you lose control of your body while sneezing.

I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.

by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

squeaky clean wedgie

When a victim gets a normal wedgie then spun around and given a Melvin (frontal wedgie) pretty much flossing the underwear through the victims ass.

My "friend" gave me a squeaky clean wedgie when he finished the part in between my ass and my crotch felt like it was on fire. Then he gave it to me again and duct taped it their tied my arms and legs up and hung me by my thighty whites.

by Funnan3D March 4, 2014

Pash and squeeze

While kissing a woman, the male surrepticiously reaches over and squeezes the woman's breast; thus he has 'pashed' and 'squeezed.'

Hey Tom, did you pash 'n' squeeze her?

by liguid December 27, 2004

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011