Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.

After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!

by CT Hunter July 6, 2021

spunk dunking

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice

Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Back spunk

When a man cums inside a woman's rectal passage and she then farts the spunk back out onto the man

My girlfriend had bad flatulence the other day...after I butt fucked her she back spunked me

by S3xxyTeets January 4, 2019

Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018