Spunk Rocket

A build up of a large amount of semen following an extended break from ejaculating.

Julie was flabbergasted by the spunk rocket that exploded on her face.

by Sexy face 10 December 26, 2017

waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Spunk brothers

When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.

John and Paul where so happy that Emily let them use her to become spunk brothers

by DonBay March 7, 2020

Spunk Chunk

When you jizz on the ass of your male or female partner, scoop it up, and sling it on the wall.

After he came all over her ass, he spunk chunked it all over the bathroom wall.

by MissKitty1970 October 20, 2019