Spock

one badass nigga muthafucka with a bowl cut the size of Africa

Spock said "Beam me up, bitch"

by ApocoSpock April 26, 2014

Dr Spock

Method used for stimulating a lady-friend down below, first used as a greeting by the famous Star Trek character. Thumb for the clit, 2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

Steve: Hey Derek, your missus is walking funny today.

Derek: Well so would you if I'd just Dr Spocked you!

by Uncle Moose September 24, 2009

spock

To Spock: The act of freezing up and showing no emotion when interacting with a responsive member of the opposite sex. To fail during an attempted seduction though lack of confidence.

Also Spock Box: a container of collected but uncalled phone numbers digits from members of the opposite sex.

From the urban white Seattle (grunge)lexicon of the mid to late 1980's

The girl was all over him but he totally spocked.

by Donbowsky April 28, 2006

Shock her before you Spock her!

A nifty little rhyme used by many men to remember the order in which to insert his fingers into his Lady's orifice's.
Shocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Little finger in the bum.
Spocking = Index and middle finger in the vagina, Ring finger and little finger in the bum.

The trekkies amongst us will already be masters at 'Spocking'

Guy 1: "Mate, she hated it!! I thought she'd love a good Spocking!!"
Guy 2: "You Gotta Shock her before you spock her!"
Guy 1: "What a nifty little rhyme!!"

by Veebz October 22, 2011

Spokinator

A hand gesture used to pleasure a woman. Originated from a gesture made on the television show "Star Trek" and also originates from another gesture called "The Shocker."

Carl - "Man why is Anna waling so funny today?"

Shane - "It's cuz i gave her the Spokinator."

by Shane-D August 20, 2006

spoken word

a)spoken word is a revival of an acient african art form. b)It is words spoken with a rhythm not necesarily a beat and not necesarily rhyming. c)Spoken word has a through line, it is soulful, it can be fun and beautiful and defiantely requires skill. d)often compaired to poetry

Tupac had some deep spoken word
(a section from)In the Event Of My Demise - Tupac Shakur

In the event of my Demise
when my heart can beat no more
I Hope I Die For A Principle
or A Belief that I had Lived 4

by cactusnotmuchbetterthannocactus April 26, 2006

Spolka

The result of the German influence or mexican music, such as the accordian and tuba.

I can't sleep 'cause those damn Mexicans upstairs keep playing that Spolka music all night long!

by tribalbear78 April 6, 2010