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creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream
Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift
by cock in bricks January 25, 2020
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Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.
Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.
by Dudebloke March 19, 2021
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Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
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Scooby snacking

I know I'm strictly dickly, because I thought about going girl in college, but I couldn't get past the scooby snacking.
by anonymous July 5, 2021
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Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies
by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
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