Dudebloke's definitions

Masterchef

The show where the fat gronks go “Mmm!”

Woman:Did you watch masterchef last night?
Superwog: Isn’t that show where two fat gronks go “Mmm!”

by Dudebloke March 7, 2022

Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

by Dudebloke March 19, 2021

kekma

Please never go here.
NSFL,
You have been warned.

Person 1:Hey do you remember shock sites?
Person 2:kekma?
Person 1:oh GOD

by Dudebloke January 21, 2022

oy cunt

An Australian/British slang meaning two things:

1.
Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
2.
Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!

by Dudebloke March 23, 2021

A ruin

When you jack off and edge yourself to the point of no return but then you stop, cancelling out the orgasm.

Guy 1:I did a ruin and then I jacked off and it was amazing!

by Dudebloke November 23, 2021

Free bobux

When you get friends and they are nice so they give bobux.

you get 10000 bobux if you become monke and participate in the random chimp event

Dude i got 100 free bobux from a monke!

by Dudebloke December 26, 2020