Skeeterish

When things, places, people and situations have a sucky ending no matter how much you try to change the outcome.

That golddigger really sucks the life out of me... She's Skeeterish

by BOWMANKINDKIND June 4, 2019

skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Skeezer

An old person who plays Skee-Ball at some random arcade on a boardwalk. Usually has the top score and is good at getting balls in the hole.

"Did you see that skeezer? He has the top score and knows all the angles for rolling the balls into the hole in skee-ball!"

by Yasringa March 3, 2020

Skeezer

A woman or man who gets around or does sexual favors for money or even for free. young tender jit freak

I know this skeezer down the street who will give us oral sex for $40.

by GoofySpongecake March 23, 2020

Skeezer

Skeezer meaning drip lord or a hoe

My boy a skeezer, I like the fit

She a skeezer bro you gotta let her go

by Nazzi December 20, 2019