Skip to main content

ape smear

when your frontally fucking an ape and he blows his load from the back which forces you to flip the ape around and suck him off, his shit smears on your face.
woah dude, i had really bad ape smear last night.. my balls still itch actually.

I was at the zoo last night, i must have drank a little too much cuz I had major ape smear when I woke up..
by markjohnson551985 October 11, 2008
mugGet the ape smear mug.

smearfaceblanketmonster

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.
The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.
by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008
mugGet the smearfaceblanketmonster mug.
Related Words

Smeartard

One characterized by particularly stupid actions, often negatively impacting others.
Who's the nasty smeartard who pissed all over the toilet?
by greenpeaness February 5, 2010
mugGet the Smeartard mug.

Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
mugGet the Shmear spit needle of discharge mug.

sigears

An amazing group of people who share a sacred bond with each other no matter what troubles come their way
My family has a sigears bond
by universespeaks November 27, 2013
mugGet the sigears mug.

sidearm guy

1) in lacrosse, a chief who refuses to shoot overhand even when it would be more convenient to do so. a sidearm guy always shoots sidearm because he thinks it looks cool.

2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.
Hey sidearm guy how about shooting overhand once in a while? You might hit the cage. (P.S.... you're brute)

Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.
by William Stickers III July 25, 2014
mugGet the sidearm guy mug.

siearah

A girl that was born to the sea
Siearah is really Ariel
by Written Truth January 19, 2015
mugGet the siearah mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email