when your frontally fucking an ape and he blows his load from the back which forces you to flip the ape around and suck him off, his shit smears on your face.
woah dude, i had really bad ape smear last night.. my balls still itch actually.
I was at the zoo last night, i must have drank a little too much cuz I had major ape smear when I woke up..
I was at the zoo last night, i must have drank a little too much cuz I had major ape smear when I woke up..
by markjohnson551985 October 11, 2008
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by greenpeaness February 5, 2010
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Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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by universespeaks November 27, 2013
Get the sigears mug.1) in lacrosse, a chief who refuses to shoot overhand even when it would be more convenient to do so. a sidearm guy always shoots sidearm because he thinks it looks cool.
2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.
2) in life, anyone who insists on doing everything in a lazy or inappropriate manner. They wear hats cocked at stupid angles and leave trash all over the floor. this is derived from definition 1), as sidearm guys translate their sidearm ways into an entire lifestyle.
Hey sidearm guy how about shooting overhand once in a while? You might hit the cage. (P.S.... you're brute)
Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.
Hey sidearm guy how about putting your life back together.. it's in shambles right now.
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