schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

Doodie Shank

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.

Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.

Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint

by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010

gangsta shank

the art of a man "accidentally" sticking it in a girl's butt

I was hitting it from the back and gangsta shanked that hoe!

by gangsstashanker October 2, 2010

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

Titty Shank

When you shank another persons titty

I' ll titty shank the fuck outta you bitch.

by TheTittyShanker September 26, 2017

Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Will Shank

When you miss a goal from directly infront of the goal. Or when you miss a open goal. Basically, you're shit at the game.

He did a Will Shank in the final

by shankandwank November 2, 2019