scrambler

when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.

last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Egg

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.

Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.

by Wrong turner September 13, 2009

Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009

scrimblies

Testicles, Bollocks, Balls, Nuts

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.

by Mickey January 31, 2005

scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006

scrubble

The itchy re-growth of pubic hair on a man's scrotum a few days after he has manscaped. Derivation: scrotum + stubble = scrubble.

Man, my scrubble is itching like hell!

by doctorD February 6, 2013