when you ask your girlfriend to make you breakfast in bed, but instead she has an abortion on your face.
last night i asked my girlfriend/wife to make me breakfast the next morning but instead i woke up to her giving me the scrambler.
by joeshsamp1 September 09, 2010
when a girl bends her arm up at the elbow and jacks you off using the crease now formed between the forearm and bicep. this works well with any lubrication suck as: spit, vaseline, sweat, vag juice, or even crisco.
Dude, i walked in on my mom giving my dad the gimpy chicken wing! I didnt even think they knew what that was.
by joeshsamp1 September 09, 2010
by joeshsamp1 September 26, 2015
by joeshsamp1 September 26, 2015