Scaff Gapping

When a group of scaffolders participate in outdoor sexual activity amongst themselves similar to dogging, involving lots of Arse to mouth action

Blake’s got a pretty mouth, let’s all go to the woods after we’ve run this lift in, have a few Stella’s and go scaff gapping …. Ok, but I’m on target tomorrow so no anal trains this time

by ArseWeasel February 26, 2023

Scaffadill

A man who likes to shove his penis up another mans ass but not in a gay way

Dude I love shoving my penis in mens asses but im not gay, i must be a scaffadill!

by Someone whoelse September 19, 2023

Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.

Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!

by jylax February 8, 2014

clinton scarf

When you get choked by Clinton while you blow him

I gave her a Clinton Scarf for our anniversary

by gorgorgorilla May 3, 2016

Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.

Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.

by ch1bz January 27, 2017

chocolate scarfish

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.

I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.

by Papa dragon21 August 20, 2017