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twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo
Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.
by JkT October 20, 2005
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swatical

Swatical man!
by Cheseydoeshavealastname August 23, 2009
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swatoo

swatoo is a more aggy word to describe something or someone you dislike. a progression from the word swag
oh my days bld, did you seem dem man .Jedward are swatoo
by mr aggy gdaggy November 23, 2010
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SwattaBlocked

The past tense of the verb swattablock.

Known as the act of having prevented sexual relations between the two members of a heterosexual couple. Commonly known as the shortened way of saying that someone has both "cockblocked" and "cunt swatted" simultaneously, thus preventing either party from engaging in coitus.

There are a number of reasons why a couple may be swattablocked many experts argue that it is often simply an accident; however, in recent years studies have shown that spite, jealousy, and pettiness may be the primary factors that bring about the swattablock.
Did you see how bad Trenton swattablocked Heather and Paul yesterday? They weren't even able to sext one another without him getting in the way, let alone fuck.

My mom told me that I was an accident, and that she wishes someone had swattablocked she and my father that night.

The only way I want to be swattablocked is by a condom.
by Dinkleberger May 21, 2018
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swathwood

Swathwood? yes!
by swathwood May 10, 2018
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Swathantr

A (silent) but (deadly) person and (swathantr) will (respect) others feelings
(Swathantr) will fight for his( decision) till the nd still not giving (swathantr) is one of the most( loyal) people u will be able to meet

(Swathantr) cannot be easily managed and has great (temper) when (angry) and (will not forgive) simply
(Swathantr) is so (thoughtful) and( funny)
by Doomstoone August 31, 2018
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swathing

To swat away smells from your area.
That lady, pooted right next to me. I was swathing her farts all day.
by Ace madea February 28, 2019
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