old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

finger smell

When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.

John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.

by ploppppy December 12, 2007

i smell bacon

The police are coming; The police are here

"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."

by straight up gangster nigger phil March 20, 2005

i smell bacon

a phrase said to notify anyone in the area that you're that you use Funnyjunk. This is then replied with "with or without wings?"

If you find your Funnyjunk brethren, you knuckletouch to celebrate.

person 1: "i smell bacon"
person 2: "with or without wings?"
*knuckle touch*

by raawrimadiinosaurr May 19, 2010

sex smell

A nasty ass, musty smell that permeates the apartment of a horny couple or a high-sex dorm room. The smell usually builds over time because the couple fails to practice proper hygiene, clean the sheets or open the windows. Usually causes normal people to want to vomit.

Couple A: Come on in, make yourselves at home. Sorry the apartment's a bit messy.

Couple B (to themselves): Damn, their apartment has that sex smell. Disgusting. (They vomit.)
_________

Dorm Guy 1: Dude, open some windows, this place is developing a nasty sex smell. I can't take it anymore.

Dorm Guy 2 and Girlfriend: Really? We don't smell anything.

Dorm Guy 1: That's because you're used to it, filthy animals. Now clean your fucking sheets and let's open up some windows.

by ohsosorry August 6, 2009

wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.

"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."

by anon4444 September 11, 2013

goddessy smell

The sensual odor of a woman's body.

The goddessy smell emanating from that stripper's panties was driving me crazy!!

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004