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Realityphobic

People who are so afraid of reality, they'll shout, "Fake News", at legitimate facts. All so they can stay in the imagined wonderland they think they live in. A perfect example is the MAGA crowd. So convinced Trump is their Lord and Saviour, they refuse to accept the mountains of evidence that prove what a selfish and greedy fuckwit he truly is.
What's that? You don't want to wear a mask, because science is BS and Trump said so? You realityphobic moron.
by Spunktastic JismMonkey March 31, 2021
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Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.
After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."
by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007
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reality

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole
by Hawk February 14, 2004
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Reality Television

Something gone so horribly wrong in television, people need to stop watching this stuff. Showcases a bunch of whiny idiots causing constant drama and strife among each other. Very rarely has that one guy who "gets it" and doesnt really talk throughout the whole show.
Rare reality television shows that I actually ever liked:

The surreal life.


Thats about it. Stop watching MTV.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.
"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"
by AKees June 6, 2017
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Reality

"reality can be anything i want it to be"

-Thanos
by BigPurpleDudeFryChin March 20, 2019
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Reality Marketing

Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by "dotJenna" which involves showing your whole ass when you and your friends try to overthrow democratic elections.
dotJenna thought she wanted to do some reality marketing, but then she got a small taste of reality.
by Redder Texas January 7, 2021
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