Pronk

A breed of bird

Human: Yo Pronk
Pronk: I’m a bird

by 0.26272517736628 December 14, 2018

Ponkie

Porn Junkie, i.e. addicted to porn. Normally used as a slightly offensive joke.

You've been at that computer for 3 hours straigh, you ponkie!

by Gingembre October 8, 2008

phonk

The feeling that you get when you burp and fart at the same time.

1. I just had a realy satisfying phonk.

2. Yeah, I know, you tried to do it in my mouth until I realized what you were doing and stopped you!

by Steve-oDay1 February 20, 2009

plonker

Chiefly British: A male paedophile (pedophile) - likes sexual activity with underage boys.

When I was twelve I was walking my bike in the park when this plonker came up to me said I had lovely legs, did I want to go with him. I got on my bike and took off! (This really happened!)

by Michiwawa March 20, 2012

ponk

v.)to burn by a use of a racial or sexual comment

-dude! that was amazing!
-ur mom was amazing! O, u just got ponked!

by mcfizzy August 1, 2008

plonker

an absolute nut case

luke don't, he will kill you, he's a plonker

by andy21224234324 September 7, 2013

Ponk

Derogatory term used for the musical genre combining pop and punk (also known as pop punk). Bands like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Blink 182 all fall into the Ponk category. Similarly, people who listen to Ponk can be called Ponkers.

"I'm sick of hearing that Ponk crap on the radio"

by Elizabeth Carr November 5, 2005