Procrastinator

A person who waits until the last possible minute to complete a task. A model of efficiency.

If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes a minute to do it.

He waited until the last minute to do it, he's such a procrastinator.

by SanDog3939 September 16, 2009

Procrastibate

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

by Recalibar February 28, 2009

procrastebate

The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

by Paula Esquivel May 7, 2008

procrasterbation

Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

by ShooterXL May 31, 2006

procrasterbation

when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

by jamesr669 December 28, 2009

procrasturbation

Wanking when you are supposed to be working.

Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

by Jurmajesty December 7, 2007

procreate

1. a colloquial term used in place of the scientific description"fuck"

2. someone in favor of alternative building materials.

People on public buses are very interested in procreating.

Ted: I wanted to procreate with insert name; she had a really large ass and I thought we were meant to be.

Oh procreate! I totally forgot to bring my English essay!

2. The debate between the pro-crete activists and the con-crete activists is intensifying.

by draconlord November 26, 2010