Pre-horny

the feeling of emptiness you feel just before you get horny

Ruben had a burst of pre-horny on watching that Dakota Johnson interview.

by BenMaharjan June 4, 2021

Pre-slash

a subgenre of slash fiction in which a (homosexual) relationship between two characters hasn't formed yet or is just implied.

My favorite genre of slash fiction is pre-slash.

by Iuseen December 27, 2021

pre link

To link up for a bit before the real link up later

Alex: ‘Aye ma you tryna pre link ?’
Jessica: ‘You tryna see what you working with hmm ?’
Alex: I mean you look bomb but i’m tryna get a preview if you know what i mean..’

by HugoThaKid February 24, 2022

pre-estate artist

An artist who is so established that you think they’re dead

A: Have you seen that Gerhard Richter left Marian Goodman?

B: Is Gerhard Richter still alive?!

A: I wasn’t sure until reading the news. He’s a rare pre-estate artist.

by freeze_magazine March 11, 2023

Pre-Rizz

The act of rizzing someone up before your friend does so they have a higher chance of scoring in the end.

Friend 1: Bro I'm thinking of asking Jessica out tomorrow
Friend 2: Gotchu bro I'll pre-rizz her up for you

by Danny_Dafeeto April 27, 2023

pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles

by my name is Cos November 28, 2007

Pre-MEK

The Pre-M(ature)E(jaculators)K(lub). An organization created to make those who bust a nut too soon feel accepted, no matter how many mean girlies laugh at them.

Thanks to Pre-MEK, my super short sex doesn't make my unfourtionate date doesn't get too mad.

by Garrett January 1, 2005