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High School Musical

The reason so many 11 year olds are in hospital with multiple bruises and broken limbs.
Nurse: What are the injuries?
Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two black eyes, a very sore noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.

And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows, expecially High School Musical.
by Penguins Kick Ass August 8, 2009
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High School Musical

A movie that sadly went on to make two sequels.

It's about a bunch of teenagers exploring their sexual preferences through song and dance. Quite frankly if I was to inherit a copy of this filth, I would incinerate it ASAP.
High School Musical Fan: OMGGGZORR ZAC EFRON IS F-ING SEXIIIIII!!!1

Me: Why must you be alive?
by PlatinumMagnum September 26, 2009
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one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
by JormanThoad February 28, 2018
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High School Musical

A stupid movie on Disney that children watch because they think Zac Efron is apparently hot and the movie is obviously incorrect because of how they show theater geeks as snobby and mean, which in making the future theater geeks as snobby brats.
IDIOT 1 WATCHING HSM: OMG, High School Musical is such an inspiration to make me a total idiot in the theater world!! I am going to act just like Sharpay and Ryan when I get into High School!!

COURTNEY WATCHING HSM: I can't believe I liked this crap.
by The Complete Idiot October 3, 2008
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High School Musical

stupid channel with non realistic shows. makes everything seem perfect. superficial airheads and platinum blondes only. pretty much every person on the freakin channel turns into a skank or whore. you get the picture.
high school musical : not everything turns out this happy. pathetic excuse for a movie. those people can't sing anyway. another trend meant for preps and little kids to drool over.
by whatever-..ally January 27, 2007
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High School Musical

TERRIBLE. WORST MOVIE EVER.

High School Musical is so unrealistic. People aren't suddenly going to break out in song and do a little dance. Disney chooses all the 'pretty' and 'hot' people to be in it just so that mindless little 10 year olds will be drawn in by the 'pretty' people.

The characters are totally self-centered. The song "Fabulous" from the 2nd movie is proof.

Most people end up thinking that this will happen in real life. BUT IT WON'T.

Any freakin' idiot who thinks that High School Musical is "awesome" or "the actors are so hot" or anything else needs to get a life.
Absentminded person: ZOMG!!!I LOVE YOU ZAC EFFRON!!! MARRY ME!!!

Another absentminded person: The actors portray their characters so well. I want to learn to sing just like Sharpay!

A person with a brain: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS!! You are retarded.
by Lilyth September 18, 2009
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A Very Potter Musical

A Very Potter Musical (reffered to online as AVPM) is one of the greatest musicals of all time, staring Darren Criss and Joey Richter. It's a parody of most Harry Potter movies combined. It is about Harry returning to Hogwarts and having a good time with his friends, while Voldemort goes about Hogwarts on the back of 'squirles' head waiting to kill Harry, but forms a close friendship, a bro-mance, if you will with someone. It has been said by many, many others (including me) That this is the most amazing, spactacular, supermegafoxyawesomehot musical YouTube has ever seen. It's Totally Awesome!(:
Friend one: What are you watching?
Friend Two: A musical about Harry Potter, It's called "A Very Potter Musical"
Friend one: LAME!
Friend Two: Really? come watch.
*hours later*
Friend one: "YEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WE'RE TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Friend two: Hey... theres nothing here for me now...
Friend one & two: "GOT TO GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!"
*true event*
by AVPMfanIloveDarrenCriss December 4, 2010
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