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Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
by cookielovers June 4, 2009
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horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down
i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash
by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006
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Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004
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Little Monster

Fans of Lady Gaga. Little Monsters are loyal to Lady Gaga, buy her singles, t-shirts, posters, you name it. Another name for Little Monsters are 'Super Fans' named by Lady Gaga herself for fans who would literally do anything for her.

Little Monsters often name themselves after her on twitter or tumblr and sometimes even insert it into their facebook name.
e.g. Twitter: '@NameGaga'
e.g. Tumblr: 'www.BornThisWay.tumblr.com
e.g. Facebook:'Name 'gaga Surname

Little Monsters go crazy at concerts of Lady Gaga and have been known to feint, cry and scream in hysterics. They often create fan mail/ letters/ flags and throw them on stage for 'Mother Monster.

Meeting Lady Gaga is a life ambition for most Little Monsters.
1) Lady Gaga : 'My Little Monsters, I love you!'

2) My friend is a Little Monster.
by BeccaGaga January 1, 2011
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Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)
She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...
by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007
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Moistard

The horrible watery substance that squirts onto your burger/hot dog when you forget to shake the mustard bottle.

The mustard equivilent of 'wetchup'
Fuck! I forgot to shake the mustard bottle and now my burger is covered in moistard!!
by The chair May 8, 2010
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mongtarded

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.
that guy is so mongtarded
by Deto123 May 18, 2011
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