Merlijn

Someone who is neither fit or cool enough to attend public events such as the Dutch Design Week.

Bro 1: Yo u wanna go to DDW
Bro 2: Yeah man but lets not bring the Merlijn of the group, she's a total donker
Bro 1: woah bro u spittin' real facts

by MaximusSupremus October 22, 2019

merely existing

Paitently waiting

A)Don't worry about stepping on my shoes, without saying excuse me,while rushing aimlessly through a crowdn smoking a cig,... I'm just merely existing

B)Ohh,Your not gonna feed your dogs in that 3ft by 3ft cage for two days?

I can't

Don't worry they're just merely existing.

by chiefn May 24, 2012

Merlin

someone or something that is adorable, but specifically in the way that really old things are, which is why it is named for the famously old wizard Merlin. Can also be abbreviated to "Merls".

Friend: "my grandpa called last night to say how sad he is that Hillary Clinton won't be President. He said all he wanted was a female president in his lifetime and he's afraid he missed his only chance."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."

"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."

by idontknowwhyimdoingthis May 4, 2017

merl

The first letters of the fabulous four girls from Indiana University! Yay MERL and Hoosiers too!

No group can compare to the wonderful group or MERL.

by Lauren (the L in MERL) October 17, 2003

merlin122

tavels the universe beating the cosmic africans at round ball.

drip drip drip, i'mma piss on you

by lord baltimore January 29, 2005

Merlin

South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.

I would never touch her, she is such a scabies ridden Merlin.

by h.manscare December 31, 2011

Merel

Merel is a very intelligent person. But be careful she can also be a toxic and backstabbing b*tch. Don't get to close to her. She is very full of herself and thinks she can do anything. She tries to make people hate you but everyone ends up hating HER.

"Look theres Merel! RUN!"

by Iemdmodmkfkrowejfufeh June 5, 2020