Melder

A melder is a another word for a shit.

I just took a Melder on that football pitch.

He just dropped a Melder in his pants thats foosty.

I need a Melder.

by ganja89 September 26, 2010

Melldust

The residue left on the couch after finally fucking a fat chick

She was oozing with Melldust

by cum gobbling fag March 17, 2005

Merde

French for shit.

In Italian this is merda, which sounds like murder. And then you can swear at your mum and dad, as long as their not Italian, and they won't know what the merda you are talking about!

"Oh, sweet merde! I lost my phone!"

"What do you mean, sweet murder? Have you been playing violent games again?"

"Nope. Just French homework."

by Just An Ordinary Girl February 21, 2015

jamming the meridian

When in the process of spreading a trap's buttocks, and burying at least one cock into said buttocks, while in unison of the Jamee doing a handstand and the Jamer being present on a stepladder behind them.

It is also required to have both parties completely unshaven with exception to the nipples.

Egg insertions are also optional.

Likewise definition for "Jam the Meridian; All set to jam the meridian; Presently jamming the Meridian; and The Ed, Edd n Eddy Slammer."

Famously used by Rainbow S6: Siege operator;
Lesion, "All set to Jam the Meridian!" and "Jamming the Meridian!"

by vistalyte September 3, 2018

merd

shit meaning O MY GOSH!!!!!!

Merd!!! I should've fucked him!!!!

by Swbryswtchc April 20, 2004

vulcan mind meld

Two in the pink, two in the stink, and one on the clit.

I gave your mom the Vulcan Mind meld last night and she woke up the entire neighborhood.

by Stephan G. December 9, 2008

Meldrewic

To be of a sullen and dreary disposition like Victor Meldrew. It could also be used to describe a young chap born in the wrong generation.

My husband is so meldrewic today. The miserable sod. :0)

by sadia November 10, 2008