matia

a matia is someone who is generally a wasteyute who has lots of hair. a matia is someone who doesnt care about others but cares for only his inner cirlce friends

Yo that guy is a dumbass. He is probably named matia tbh smh
I need a new friend. Just not a matia

by epicgamerboy December 13, 2018

noob-o-matic

1.usually someone who is automatically born as a Noob.

2.Someone who can instantly detect or find someone who is a noob.

"what are you a noob-o-matic"
" my noob-o-matic senses are tingling"

by owned_105 October 20, 2008

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

Matilda

Matilda, also known as sea cow. Very nice and gentile person, love able and lovely and lop dreqi

Ytttttt matilda

by noobiesnoooooooooooob October 28, 2018

Matie

Basically just a fun way to say mate. Used to lighten up a sentence. rather than saying ‘are you ok there mate?’ You can say ‘are you ok there matie?’. It’s funny and unexpected.

Scenario one-
You: Ya wonna go Matie
Friend: sure lad let’s go Matie

by Steloo September 15, 2019

Matilda

Matilda can sometimes be a bit of a Sexy Lexi but most of the time she is brilliant! Sometimes she drinks a bit too much but 93% of the time she is sober. Never mess with Matilda because she will fuck you up mentally and physically!

Woah Matilda is so hawt

by A_human_person November 30, 2019

matias h

matias h is a weird ass nig who only says op and pogchamp. reddit nerd

"oy bruh."
" "
"op."
"u a matias h."

by Harepelt February 23, 2020