Definitions by Steloo

Fon fact 

When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy

Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact

Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...

Fon fact by Steloo September 15, 2019

Matie 

Basically just a fun way to say mate. Used to lighten up a sentence. rather than saying ‘are you ok there mate?’ You can say ‘are you ok there matie?’. It’s funny and unexpected.

Scenario one-
You: Ya wonna go Matie
Friend: sure lad let’s go Matie

Matie by Steloo September 15, 2019

Baked 

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.

Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude

Baked by Steloo September 15, 2019