Definitions by Steloo
Fon fact
When someone says something that isn’t relevant or you don’t care about. It can also be used when you over hear something spicy
Scenario one-
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact
Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...
Friend: So I had this dream last night
You: ah fon fact
Scenario two-
Random person: so I whipped out my c***
You and a friend: umm fon fact...
Baked
Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.
Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo
Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now
Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo
Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now
Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude
Matie
Basically just a fun way to say mate. Used to lighten up a sentence. rather than saying ‘are you ok there mate?’ You can say ‘are you ok there matie?’. It’s funny and unexpected.