Jay Mathew Ibarra

The most perfect guy in the world. He makes you wet. He sells buckets of cum. He is a pussy magnet when he wears his empyres. Everything about him is amazing. His eyes are perfect, his lips are perfect, his smile is perfect. He is also a great skateboarder.

Oh, Who is that over there! That's Jay Mathew Ibarra. Jay Mathew Ibarra makes me horny. I can fuck him all day!

by pp.poopoo26 December 23, 2021

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid

I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!

by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022

A Box of Matches

Used for when a person, place or thing is cool, hip or neat. Because it/they are fire.

Hey, it was nice to meet you, you're a box of matches!

by UncleShifty February 22, 2019

katherine and matthew

A katherine and matthew are two people that makes out on a daily basis. They decided to not have feelings for each other and just have a straight hook up relationship. Now, they both secretly but not so secretly have feelings for each other.

"Oh look at that katherine and matthew couple!" said Joel.

"Yeh, hooking up as usual," said Rosy.

by M+G=L March 24, 2019

Matthew

Matthew means a super hot sexy awesome guy that totally got away. Someone you will never get over.

Matthew i will always love you and want you back. I only wish i would have told you.

by miss Booger July 9, 2009

matthew

a name that describe some one as a smoking hot gift from god,also know as the tax collector in the bible and also as a disciple

man he is a true matthew

by kooleyoohmoma February 28, 2008

Manchew

A beautiful woman, that knows she is beautiful and uses it to her full advantage.

We were at beavers pub and that manchew somehow convinced me to pay her tab.

by HeeWho August 6, 2010