He’s not the most beautiful guy from his look but his character and everything else is soo damn perfect when you’re with him you just love yourself because he will compliment you. And you always have to laugh when you’re with him because he has such a great humour and tells the best jokes but he also makes fun of himself and his look which can be funny but sometimes you will notice that deep down he really thinks he looks to ugly to get a girl or so and isn’t always so happy about himself even tough he has a high self esteem.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
But if you get a Malte you can be soooo lucky because he will always care for you , loves you the way you are , helps you out of every situation ,is always there for you and does anything for you.
And sometimes a Malte is a bit of a pervert but that’s ok because it’s part of his humour and he would never do something you don’t want to do.
by Pinkpowerboyyyy September 1, 2019
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by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019
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The act of Maltnobbing your tea requires you to dunk more than the average amount of Hobnobs, thus turning your tea into a malt like brew.
The act of Maltnobbing your tea requires you to dunk more than the average amount of Hobnobs, thus turning your tea into a malt like brew.
by Cap'n Kiki January 21, 2020
Get the Maltnobbing mug.An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.
-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020
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by Racists FKN SUCK May 27, 2020
Get the malte mug.Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!
OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
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