Joshua Mack

You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.

Ahhh Joshua Mack is Skull fucking me!!!!

by God 420 69 May 7, 2019

mack the dog

a dog that is a literal pedophile with like 17 kinks

“mack the dog is a total panty sniffer”

by bitch not u November 13, 2021

Christy mack

is an American nude model and former pornographic actress.

- that MMA fighter (War Machine) assaulted christy mack!
- that's a shame.

by Oldgeezer22 July 13, 2021

Mack the knife

To sneakily surprise your significant other while they are sleeping by suddenly stabbing your penis into their anus at night. Quick, Efficient, and sneaky, just like the real Mack The Knife

“I heard Andrew he pulled a Mack the knife on his girlfriend Jenny Diver to surprise her”

by Dr retard September 4, 2022

macking the shizzle

Just getting in there, getting after it, like in the meat.

I was totally macking the shizzle of this broad when my teeth exploded.

by Ktrain July 8, 2019

meanie mack

A homeless person who licks the pee stains off of the urinals in the men's restroom.

John: Yo dude, why do you look like that?
Henry: I saw a meanie mack in the restroom.

by assmaster6701 May 4, 2023

mack g'd

To disappear from ones place of employment without notice. Seemingly to participate in frivolous acts of debauchery.

Has anyone seen Joe? We need to finish these reports.

I think he Mack G'd on our asses.

by SSgt May 22, 2014