Kitchen

A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.

“This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED”

by fadedbitch November 2, 2018

Kitchen

The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.

"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"

"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"

"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."

by Tails07 March 28, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins

i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding

by ew goo September 4, 2004

kitchen

(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs

Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!

by The Joyster May 9, 2005

kitchen counter

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

by cory December 4, 2004

kitchen

a sammich factory

go the the kitchen and make me some sammich bitch.

by gaesian April 4, 2010

ashton kutcher

A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.

Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.

by deez-nillas September 30, 2003