Judgement

Something I try to reserve until someone (personally) crosses me.

Hym "Oooh Judgement! Yeah, if society is going to judge me. Why shouldn't I judge it? Because society can't take a fucking joke as well as I can and they will castigate me out of society if they can manage."

Iam "You don't take jokes very well though you lash out at every..."

Hym "That just makes society that make worse don't you think?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Jediel

Jediel is a kind-hearted, loving, joyful person who will always be there for you even if your at your worst. He/She can come across shy at first and not so social but once you get along with them you’ll slowly get to know they’re bubbly side😁Jediel is a unique name and quite a cool pretty one🤭they have secret sides to them that most people might not know.

Person:”hey! who’s Jediel, i’ve heard their good at ____ and that’s pretty cool!!”
Person:”oh yeah, their my friend;) their amazing right:)”

by asvy❤️ July 7, 2022

Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.

Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.

by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022

jodgers

An extremely powerful entity who's entire existence is to serve as comedy relief. He could destroy the world, but what's the fun in that?

Person 1: "Hey, what's a Jodger?"
Person 2: "Jodgers."
Jodgers: "Hi."
Person 1: "Oh my godgers it's Jodgers."

by Nekano August 16, 2022

Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."

Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.

by PoshPuff September 12, 2016

Button Judge

An on field judge during a marching band competition who's job it is to judge the accuracy and straightness of the buttons on the marching band uniforms.

Better straighten those buttons, the button judge is watching.

Watch out for the button judge.

by DA1927 September 25, 2017

Fudge Judge

A legal judge who specializes in food related criminal cases. The name simply comes from the fact that 'fudge' and 'judge' rhyme.

ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS FUDGE JUDGE!!

by Fone Bone June 10, 2018