an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.
Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.
by Qdizzle November 16, 2018
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Knigt Commander

A glorious worker of bricklandia who protects his kingdom
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Commander Chaos

A Twitchrp Character whomst was created by Zuthar13, Currently he is the leader of the Axis Of Evil. Criminal syndicate which is the home to many evil-doers. As of late he is extremely wanted.
Person 1: Did you hear what Commander Chaos did this afternoon
Person 2 : Yeah that was crazy as fuck
by CaptainSlothy February 12, 2020
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Commander West

Commander West is a Big Stinky Fuck, he is a Virgin Wojack and will always be, he deserves to go to Brazil Immediately, I don't know why but he's also kinda cool but a bastard at the same time.
Commander West is an Asshole and should go back to Jabiim.
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
by TheWordHistorian March 28, 2022
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The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason
Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
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Drip Commandment

The Drip Commandments Are As Followed:

#1 Never Overexaggerate Your Style Of Clothing As In Having Denim On Denim With Denim Socks And Denim Shoes (Thats Too Much)!!!

#2 Be Yourself; Don't Let Others Dictate How You Should Dress.
It's Your Style Use It When You Need It!!!

#3 One Color Does Not Have To Correlate With Everything You Got On
You Can Have A Black And White T Shirt With An All White Cap And All Black Shoes On. (IT'S THAT EASY)

**COLOR COORDINATION IS VITAL**
Josh: Bro Why You Wearing 2 Different Colors Of Everything?

Quan: Because I'm Following The Drip Commandment!
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